The Government Lawyer’s Guide

Gopal Sankaranarayanan

14 Dec 2016 4:41 AM GMT

  • The Government Lawyer’s Guide

    Part OneTwo weeks ago, I watched from the second row as Mr.Colin Gonsalves rose to make a submission to the Chief Justice’s court. The Disabilities Act had now turned 21, he said, and although it provided for many steps to be taken by the respective Governments to provide access and assistance to those who were differently abled (ramps, Braille signage, slopes on pavements, warning sounds...

    Part One

    Two weeks ago, I watched from the second row as Mr.Colin Gonsalves rose to make a submission to the Chief Justice’s court. The Disabilities Act had now turned 21, he said, and although it provided for many steps to be taken by the respective Governments to provide access and assistance to those who were differently abled (ramps, Braille signage, slopes on pavements, warning sounds and signals, etc.), nothing had been done. Aware of the normal sticky tape that weaves its way through administration, Gonsalves merely sought as a first step, that over the next 18 months, Central Government buildings arrange ramp access to the public. As the Bench began to leaf through the suggestions proffered, the Government’s counsel slowly rose to his feet.

    “If you may please...”, he began.

    Justices Thakur, Chandrachud and Rao regarded him carefully. This was the moment when the Court would be shown charts and photographs displaying how our less fortunate brethren had been fully taken care of. There would be sworn statements by top bureaucrats detailing how the law was well in compliant motion. Holes would be punched in this overenthusiastic Petitioner’s arguments, and as Gonsalves would struggle to respond, the mighty Government would demand costs for having wasted the court’s time.

    “We are repealing this Act”, he said, his moustache twitching.

    I picked myself off the ground. I must have overbalanced.

    Aware of the Chief Justice’s perplexed eyebrow, he decided to elucidate. “There is a new Bill, which was introduced in 2014. It has been referred to a Standing Committee of Parliament. It will repeal the old one.” When requested for a copy of this new Bill, he came up with what is now standard format law officer speak – “We will file it. Give us 6 weeks.” I admired this astute move, of not being armed with the single document on which he was relying.

    The Government had carefully ensured that it had no obligations even under the existing law until the new one came into force. And the journey from Standing Committee to notified law could well take us to the next general elections. What is amusing is that the proposed Bill makes no dent in the buffet of Government obligations.

    The net result?  Messrs Gonsalves & Co., returning after 3 years to renew their request, during which time many of the differently abled would have left to meet their maker, having been told till their last breath that they had lived in a heaven of freedom.

    Part Two

    A few matters later (by which time I had sidled into the front row), a nervous court master announced Item 110. Sprung I to the fore, righteously clutching the last Order from 2 years ago in my eager paws. “Wetlands”, I cried.

    There were a few titters.

    I hastened to clarify. “The Ramsar Convention obligations – a 15 year old PIL to direct the Governments to protect water bodies – the Government was to respond on whether the nodal body under the Regulations had been set up.”

    The triumvirate looked balefully across the aisle.

    “I am new” said the greying 53 year old gent. I found this strange. Even his mother would have contested the claim.

    “I don’t have the papers. I don’t have instructions”, he said. Before adding 2 gems:

    1. I have not been served the documents [Reverse onus]

    2. We will file a reply. Give us 6 weeks. [See above]

    And then a third:

    1. It is an important issue. We mustn’t hurry it. [Wisdom and Caution]

    The next date of hearing is in the middle of January, 2017.

    Part Three

    A few days on, and I was back. Same court. Same row. Same adversary.

    “Months of struggle with the Anna Andolan, and now the Government does not want to implement the Lok Pal”, led General Shanti Bhushan from the front. Several minutes worth of righteous indignation were heaped on the opposing ranks, and I would have sat back and smiled, but for the phlegmatic countenance of the Attorney General.

    He waited till the Bench sought a response.

    “The Act is unworkable”, he announced, his thumbs crooked into his waistcoat pockets. “We don’t want a sham of a Lok Pal, and so we have a comprehensive amendment that is pending before a Standing Committee.” I hearkened heavenward, where the dark clouds of déjà vu were gathering.

    It looks like an easy job, I thought.

    I must get my hands on a copy of that Booklet.


    [To be circulated to all Government lawyers] 

    Lesson One: Appropriate Responses

    • “We have not been served a copy” OR “We have not received the papers.” [NOT “We do not have the papers” – That swiftly shifts the blame from the opposite party to you]

    • “I have just received the papers yesterday” [Which is usually true considering how the Central Agency has functioned over 30 years]

    • “I do not have instructions on that” [The emphasis ought to be “on that”, thereby giving the impression that all 145 other points were swiftly covered in the 3 minute conference outside the courtroom ten minutes ago, except that]

    • “We will file a better affidavit” [Usually to cover that]

    • “I personally spoke to the Secretary / Chief Secretary / MD” [To add moral authority to the argument]

    • “This is already covered by SLP________” [Most Tax cases]


    “This will open the floodgates” [Service, Tax and Excise]

    • “He is not cooperating with the Investigation” [Bail]

    • “Please see the Case Diary in a sealed cover” [Quashing, Bail & Discharge]

    • “There is a proposed Amendment” [Any mandamus concerning a statute]

    • “This is all political” [Anything]

                Lesson Two: Elbow room arguments

    • “The (Law Officer) is leading me and he is in Court 4/Constitution Bench/Brazil, etc.”

    • “We will need some time as (fill in appropriate crisis: local riots, political leader passed away, lawyers’ strike, religious festival, etc.)”

    Lesson Three: Emotion

    • When money is to be paid:

    “We are the Government.”

    Followed by:

    • “We will not run away.”


    • “We are good for it.”

    • When urgency is mentioned:

      • “Heavens will not fall”.

      • “They have waited ___ years. Six months will not change anything.”

      • “I am ready to argue. Place it after 6 months.”

    • When binding precedent is shown:

      • “Surely, I can be given 6 weeks to examine this”


    • “How can this be relied upon? It needs to be referred to a larger bench.”

    Lesson Four: Brownie Points

    • From the Court:

      • “Your Lordships are already burdened with so many cases. This can be taken up after 6 months.”

      • “We are conscious of your Lordship’s misgivings. We will revert in 6 months with a solution.”

    • From the Client:

      • “These officers have worked really hard in putting this together”

      • “They are experts in their field”

      • “Government is aware of its responsibility.”

                Lesson Five: The Prayer


      • Grant leave


      • Kindly place it after:

        • Six weeks

        • The summer vacation (because the other vacations are less than 6 weeks)


    1. Unless entirely unavoidable, do not argue the case.

    2. Do not carry any manner of documentation being relied upon so that it can be filed after 6 weeks.

    3. In case of sudden urge to argue, please visit the UCO Bank counter in the Court premises and enquire why there is a ceiling limit on withdrawals.

    Gopal Sankaranarayanan is an Advocate practising in the Supreme Court of India.

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